Shut the front door!  funny doormat. If you’re on a search quest for some low-key rude floormats, then welcome. This one showcases a bit of a play on a famous (and sometimes very justified) profanity. Don’t know which one is it? Here’s a hint: it rhymes with “pat the duck cup”.- Awesomestuff365

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